Chapter 62 You Better Study the Animal Protection Law Inside Out!

Under the cover of night, a black commercial van slowly drove into the alley of Changle Street.

"Xiao Lin, I've sent you a text message. Please buy the items for me according to the instructions inside."

Just as the van came to a complete stop, Lin Ying spoke softly to the driver in the front.

"Understood."

Xiao Lin glanced at his phone. The message from Lin Ying was a shopping list containing some fifteen or sixteen kinds of snacks, along with various beverages.

Without asking any questions, Xiao Lin stepped out of the driver's seat, hurried into a supermarket on Changle Street, bought a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of water, and then sat lazily on a rest bench to smoke.

Meanwhile, the rear door of the van swung open, and An Sheng darted out with a plastic bag gripped in its jaws.

A flash of white, and it scaled the high wall as if walking on flat ground, climbing directly onto the third-floor windowsill.

"Hehe—my favorite kind of person is someone who smokes inside the office."

An Sheng wore a strange grin, eyeing the exhaust fan on the windowsill of Gao Feng Intelligence Consulting Company.

Ever since the last time they encountered the fox's deliberate revenge, Gao Feng Intelligence Consulting now locked all doors and windows tightly after work to ensure no one could enter.

However, they only guarded against human intruders; they hadn't built any defenses tailored for a fox's small stature.

An Sheng squeezed through the exhaust fan's vent and entered the consulting firm.

"Consider yourselves lucky this time, for Lord Fox has made some targeted preparations."

Returning to Gao Feng Consulting for the second time, An Sheng didn't go on a rampage like before. Instead, with a very clear objective, it opened a window, unplugged the surveillance system's power supply, and quietly scurried into the restroom.

"Hehehe—"

After checking whether the toilet bowl flushed properly and making sure there were no issues at all, An Sheng executed a classic rerun: using WypAll paper towels paired with super glue to tightly plug up the toilet.

Next, An Sheng stood on the toilet lid, carefully lifted the ceramic tank cover, placed all four ceramic tank lids flat on the floor, took out a tube of glass sealant, and ran a thick bead all around the rim of each tank.

"Tada—the canned rotten surströmming makes its grand entrance!" With a bizarre smile, An Sheng opened the cans of surströmming, tossing one into each ceramic toilet tank before immediately slamming the sealed, glue-rimmed lids back down.

"Ugh..."

Midway through the operation, out of sheer curiosity, An Sheng took a whiff of the decaying, fermented surströmming.

Within three seconds, the once pristine white fox turned bright red and bolted over to the washbasin to dry-heave.

The stench of rotting surströmming was an immensely concentrated odor of dead fish combined with a salty, putrid reek—an olfactory bomb brewed from the fermentation of both elements.

"............"

The blushed fox gradually turned white again. Left speechless by its own creation, An Sheng paused to think, then grabbed the economy-size hand soap from the washbasin and poured it directly into the last toilet tank.

After emptying the soap, An Sheng pried open the final can of surströmming, turned its head away, shoved the contents into the tank, and sealed it shut.

"Right, the washbasin needs to be plugged too."

An Sheng dashed over to the sink and repeated the previous procedure, blocking the basin's drainpipe.

Then, it poured hand soap down the drain. Once the wastewater began backing up, the soap inside would spill out along the drainpipe and spread across the tiled floor.

"Let's fix up this place as well."

An Sheng ran over to the water dispenser, flipped the water bottle upside down onto the floor, and poured strong laxatives into it. It then sprinted to the first-floor pantry bar, crushed more laxatives into fine powder, and added them to all the canned beverages.

Picking up a rag, An Sheng wiped away the powder on the counter and the water stains it had accidentally spilled.

"What a pity... Ah-qing doesn't have a USB drive at home, so my original plan to drop the video *Ants and Elephant.avi* into their company's customer chat group is impossible to pull off."

An Sheng sighed helplessly, a trace of regret flashing across its furry cheeks.

Though the little fox muttered about regret, its paws moved swiftly as it mixed the industrial casting epoxy.

Industrial casting epoxy is quite a magical substance; it belongs to items that ordinary households never have any use for.

Commonly found in mechanical repair industries, it is reputed to bond everything from ships, aircraft carriers, and aircraft metals down to excavator arms.

A tiny can cost Lin Ying four hundred yuan.

When it comes to tough guys among adhesives, industrial casting epoxy takes the crown.

An Sheng sealed Gao Feng's safe with it and squeezed it into every crack of the filing cabinets.

With dozens of grams left over, An Sheng didn't waste a bit. It scurried over to the teapot display case, mixed up all the teapot lids, and glued them shut with the epoxy.

".........It's just that the casting epoxy is too thick, and it needs a certain amount of time to reach peak hardness. Otherwise, if I hid it on his chair, I could definitely seal up the big fat ass of that childless bastard Gao Feng."

The advantage of casting epoxy is its high strength and corrosion resistance; it can even patch holes in the bottom of a ship directly, making it extremely difficult to remove.

Its drawback, however, is that curing takes time.

To put it simply, if someone's backside were truly glued firmly by casting epoxy until it reached optimal hardness,

they would either have to acid-wash their rear end or slowly saw it off with a miniature cutting machine; otherwise, they'd have no choice but to squat in the restroom and slowly chip away at it.

"Yingyingying..."

With a helpless expression, An Sheng walked out of the room, used a broom and mop to clean up the interior, and after confirming multiple times that the inside and outside of Gao Feng Consulting were as clean as new, it returned the way it came.

An Sheng walked back to the commercial van, jumped up, and tapped on the side window glass.

Lin Ying opened the door and let An Sheng back inside.

"I wiped you down."

Lin Ying sent a message to Xiao Lin, then pulled a pack of wet wipes from the armrest box and carefully cleaned the dust off the little fox's fur from scaling the exhaust fan.

"Yingyingying!"

An Sheng leaped onto the seat and extended its delicate fox legs, signaling Lin Ying to wipe its paw pads.

Ever since reincarnating as a fox, one of An Sheng's biggest daily pain points was the inconvenience of using a smartphone.

When walking on the ground, the shock-absorbing pads on the fox's paws would pick up dust, rendering the touchscreen unresponsive.

Furthermore, if a fox wanted to scroll through its phone without trimming its toe hair, touchscreen sensitivity would also be compromised.

Of course, sensitivity issues weren't a huge deal!

What annoyed An Sheng the most was that every time it saw a stray hair on the screen, it would subconsciously blow a puff of air at it.

Only after blowing until its mouth was dry would it realize that the hair on the screen was actually growing from its own body.

It was... quite an annoying thing about being a fox.

[Go to Changpingshan Pet Amusement Park. There are creatures suspected to be spiritual beasts active there.] After Lin Ying finished wiping its paw pads clean, An Sheng typed on the screen.

Lin Ying gave a gentle nod and instructed Xiao Lin to drive.

............

While An Sheng was on his way to Changpingshan,

on the rooftop of the Changpingshan Pet Amusement Park, Chen Zhiyu sat on the top platform eating a meal. Out of the corner of her eye, she couldn't help glancing out toward the distant river, gritting her teeth as she muttered:

"You'd better know the Animal Protection Law inside and out..."

"Otherwise, if you fall into my hands..."

"I'll skin you alive and turn you into a leather handbag and belt!"