Chapter 2: The Second Pig

Ning Songluo was hungry, cold, and scared. Though she was merely the daughter of a hunter, she had been pampered since childhood and had never endured the hardships of running away from home. This time, in a moment of impulsiveness, she fled to escape an arranged marriage, only to lose her way at sea shortly after.

When she regained consciousness, she found herself on an unfamiliar island. “Mother is so biased—education is for my brother, dowry is for my sister, and even my eldest sister doesn’t wish me well!” The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. Her lips trembled, and soon her voice was choked with tears.

“My eldest sister is clearly inferior to me in every way, so why did she marry better than I did? She married a Crane Guard officer but tricked our parents into marrying me off to a poor pork butcher! And she claims he has good character—if that’s true, why didn’t she marry him herself? She just can’t stand to see me live better than her!”

The snow-covered ground was muddy and treacherous. Wiping the tear-streaked trails from her face, she trudged forward with uneven steps. In an age where people were turned into meat, the fact that she could still marry a butcher suggested her family’s situation wasn’t too dire.

Li Zhenzhen and the system hid behind a thicket. The system frowned, “Why is the heroine such a snob who looks down on the poor and only loves wealth?”

Li Zhenzhen parted the branches slightly, “What, are we supposed to block every path for her except marriage as her only way up, and force her to be a desireless saint?”

System: “Still, she can’t be so greedy—she’s the heroine!”

Fearing the heroine would fall into a hunter’s trap, Li Zhenzhen kept her eyes glued to her feet, ready to intervene at any moment.

“Poor people not seeking wealth just means they lack risk awareness. Besides, who in the world doesn’t love money? You?”

The system remained silent, enduring it all.

Indeed, people in District Twelve were so poor they only saw the world through the lens of money. How could they see anything else?

Night fell dark and heavy. Li Zhenzhen hadn’t yet freed the male lead from the fishing net.

At first, the heroine hardly recognized him as a celestial being—she barely recognized him as a human.

Luckily, the clouds parted and the moonlight poured down.

Under the bright snow’s glow, she saw the male lead’s face clearly.

Snowstorms, barren mountains, cold seas, pine forests.

A desolate, silent long night; a beautiful man quietly sleeping.

After a brief moment of stunned silence, the heroine’s expression blossomed with awe and infatuation.

She felt like a scholar venturing into the mountains who suddenly met a mountain spirit or ghost—like Ning Caichen encountering Nie Xiaoqian. The beauty and brilliance of the realm’s most beautiful celestial woman shattered her mortal understanding and even overcame her fear.

Her heart thudded wildly within her chest.

A sensation of heartbeat and aesthetic beauty, never experienced in the past eighteen years, awakened in that moment.

Her trembling fingertips lightly touched the male lead’s brow, slowly tracing his icy, moonlit features.

The mission progress rose to 100% before the last grain of sand fell from the hourglass.

Li Zhenzhen and the system both sighed in relief.

Now all that was left was for the heroine to undress and embrace the male lead.

An hour passed.

Li Zhenzhen’s feet ached, and she couldn’t help but ask, “Usually, how long do the leads need to embrace in this kind of scene?”

System: “According to the original story, the heroine embraced the male lead naked for three hours and fifteen minutes... Let’s be cautious and wait for a full four hours, then create a special report that increases physical contact between the leads by 23.08%.”

“...Alright,” Li Zhenzhen replied with mixed feelings.

“As for the male lead, no need to worry for now; he’s supposed to be unconscious for a month.” The system flipped through files, planning ahead. “During this month, you should complete your minor role’s storyline. After the male lead wakes up—”

The next second, the male lead’s eyes slowly opened.

System: “...”

Li Zhenzhen: “...Ha.”

The heroine grew up in the mountains and knew the highest title was “young master.” Titles like “Celestial Venerable” were beyond her understanding.

Lying on the ground on a thick fur cloak, the heroine’s body was more delicate than white jade.

She shyly curled into the arms of the male lead, whose appearance was that of a celestial being.

Blushing, she stammered, “M-Master, you’re awake.”

“What are you doing?” His voice was soft and ethereal.

“S-Saving you.”

“Is that so.”

Suddenly, a mighty internal energy surged forth like a crashing wave, tearing through the earth’s veins.

The howling wind stretched into an eerie silence.

Before Li Zhenzhen could blink, the heroine collapsed with a thud.

Her head rolled to Li Zhenzhen’s feet, her neck neatly severed, the spark in her black eyes extinguished.

Li Zhenzhen: “???”

System: “???”

The system paused for two seconds before letting out a piercing scream.

“Aaaaaahhh!”

Li Zhenzhen: “The heroine… is dead?”

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System screamed, “What do you think?!”

Li Zhenzhen: “Can she be revived?”

System collapsed, “Do you think the heroine is some kind of salamander whose head can just grow back?”

Li Zhenzhen: “...”

Snowwater dripped from the leaves as the male lead casually picked up a branch to support himself and slowly stood.

Moonlight bathed the silent, snow-covered forest.

The frail beauty lazily raised his hand and wiped the blood from his lips.

The blood on him didn’t freeze despite the cold, just as his composure remained unbroken despite his frailty.

Crimson droplets fell from his fingertips. His long, black hair slipped over his cheek. Unlike a benevolent celestial, his beauty was hauntingly fierce.

Then Li Zhenzhen saw his eyes curve slightly as he smiled.

“Looking for death.”

Oh no!

A wave of indescribable fear gripped Li Zhenzhen’s heart. Her pupils constricted sharply as she grabbed the system and dove aside.

But it was too late.

A murderous intent suddenly flashed in the male lead’s eyes. His true energy surged like a tidal wave, crashing like a mountain-splitting storm toward Li Zhenzhen.

At the last critical moment—

A silver beam streaked across above Li Zhenzhen’s head, colliding with the male lead’s sword aura like a meteor.

The next moment, a tremendous explosion shattered everything within ten miles around her, leveling the land to dust, even stones pulverized.

When the dust cleared, Li Zhenzhen and the system lay sprawled in the snow, covered in gray dust.

A white-haired old man in blue robes appeared in midair.

“Everyone says the Celestial Venerable Taiping aids the world, but it turns out he’s just a mass murderer.”

The old man leaned on his cane in the air, “If I hadn’t dodged quickly just now, my soul would have been split in two by the Celestial Venerable.”

The male lead stood beneath a snow-covered barren branch, long, dense lashes lowered.

“What are you?” he asked coldly.

The old man stiffened, “...The Celestial Venerable is truly forgetful. A century ago, you slaughtered my entire Beichen family. You dare say you don’t remember me?”

The male lead tilted his head slightly; the murderous aura was thickened with a strange allure.

“I’ve slaughtered many entire families. Do you want me to remember every one?”

The old man’s fury erupted, “Deng Xizhi! Do you think you are still the great Celestial Venerable? Your celestial bones are shattered, and the fact that you could even withstand my palm is a sign of your fading strength. I’ll see how long you can hold on!”

He slammed his cane down, and a two-foot-wide crack split the ground beneath him.

“Today, I’ll take your celestial marrow to console the spirits of my ancestors!”

Deng Xizhi stood atop the ruins, his ink-black hair swirling in the flying snow.

His face was frighteningly pale from grievous wounds, his eyes pitch black, blood flowing as if endlessly.

But his hand was steady despite shattered internal organs, hanging by a thread, ready to cease breathing at any moment.

—His celestial bones were extracted, yet he still dared to form a killing formation. Foolhardy!

The old man sneered and flew up to attack.

Next moment—*pop*—

A sound like a water balloon bursting, the old man exploded midair into a bloody blossom.

Li Zhenzhen hadn’t even moved away from the battlefield before the old man’s brain and intestines showered all over her.

The stench was worse than ordinary excrement.

It smelled like a cat’s anal gland had leaked.

Severely allergic to cat fur, Li Zhenzhen: “...”

Her stomach churned, and she covered her mouth, barely holding back vomit.

Through blurred vision, she felt the male lead approaching her.

“...”

Li Zhenzhen wiped blood from her eyes, hugged the system close, and struggled to crawl aside.

Before she had gone far, a pair of scarred feet stopped beside her.

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